Becoming a tax operator: serious preparation begins with a smile

Corso per Operatore Fiscale

accademia del lavoro diventare operatore fiscale jpg

A serious, competent and prepared professional recognizes himself at the first interview, because he knows how to deal with his subject with detachment, as he dominates it, he is not dominated by it. To help any future tax operator develop this healthy emotional detachment, here is a collection of famous jokes and ironic considerations on the subject of taxes. A professional paraphernalia to use with oneself in moments of greater psychological stress and with customers to lighten the bitter moment of presentation of the total to be paid. Because we know: common sickness, half joy.

Becoming a tax operator: this is what the greats think

The tax inspector is a person who believes exactly double what he is told.

(Ugo Tognazzi)

 

 

Humility is a wonderful virtue. The trouble is that many Italians exercise it in their tax returns.

(Giulio Andreotti)

 

Why does a slight tax increase cost us $ 200 and a substantial tax cut saves us 30 cents?

(Peg Bracken)

 

I believe you should pay your taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted the money.

(Anonymous)

 

Italians don't like to pay taxes, that's true. On the other hand, even the rates do not like to pay the Italians.

(LeonardoCifra @ twitter)

 

The whole art of good governance consists in plucking the goose in order to obtain the maximum amount of feathers with the minimum of crisis.

(Jean-Baptiste Colbert, 17th century French politician)

 

Italians pay half the taxes they should, to help politicians not eat twice as much.

(Anonymous)

 

A millionaire is a billionaire who pays taxes.

(Jean Rigaux)

 

The tax operator is the professional who makes it easier to pay taxes. Sorry, wasn't he once called an "anesthetist"?

(Anonymous)

 

The phrase "I will reduce taxes" must be taxed.

(Frandiben @ twitter)

 

If you get a bill, pay it immediately, never leave it on your desk with the others, because they reproduce at night.

(Enrico Brignano)

 

When I give four pedal strokes, three are for the state and one is for me.

(Bernard Hinault, cycling champion)

 

The RAI fee is the tax most evaded by Italians because they consider it a double of the tax on garbage.

(Mauro Dech)

 

Have you already filled out your tax return? I always turn to the same accountant, who every year promises me that, in the event of an audit, he would give me a comfortable electronic anklet.

(David Letterman)

 

In life there are only two certain things: death and taxes. The problem is that the latter arrive every year.

(Anonymous)

 

The fiscal operator is like the priest: he is the intermediary with a higher power. Too bad you can't pay with 10 Hail Mary.

(Anonymous)

 

There are only three predators that scare humans: the shark, the lion and the tax collector.

(Sir Charles JC Lyall)

 

 

Sources:

Aphoristically.com

Even the ants in their small way get angry, Gino and Michele, Mondadori

Tag :

Categoria :

VUOI SAPERNE DI PIÙ?

Dal blog

I nostri corsi

Open the chat
💬 Do you need information?
Hi, how can we help you?